Crowley: *sits gayly*
Ask and You Shall Receive 🥰
(via brothermoser)
Hannibal 2x10 - “Naka-Choko”
Well I wasn’t PLANNING on watching The Winchesters, but I guess I have no choice.
Just got out of Quantumania, and all I’ll say is that you WILL want to stick around for the second encore.
Lestat: * freezes time, speaks telepathically, drinks Louis’ blood, levitates*
Louis: Idk, they can just do that in France.
What do you guys have planned for the bishagate anniversary
@sheepstiel BISEXUAL EASTER i’m deadddd (but not for long)
(via pumpkinspicesammy)
Depression is neat because you could be having a great day and your brain simply goes “no, I don’t like this” and angrily scribbles all over everything until everything is a jumbled mess and you know the great day is right there under all the scribbling but you can’t see it anymore.
imagine being misha collins 2008 and being like. this jansport ankles guy seems a little fruity and breedable i’m gonna make some decisions.
(via pumpkinspicesammy)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
MY GIRL IS IN RISE OF THE BEASTS!!
SHE HAS RISEN!!!
FUCK YOU, MICHAEL BAY!!!
“girls are always using their looks to get a free meal 😠” <- man who is trying to use olive garden spaghetti to buy pussy
(via aphony-cree)
*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
*reopens tinder*
*closes tinder*
Hey I’m having an aneurism
I don’t even have anything to add with this one
…drittney?
it’s drittney bitch
it’s drittney ditch
(via them-jules)